Nov
7
I suspect that they arranged this because they knew mail isn’t delivered on Sundays.
(Source: TMZ)
Dear Lindsay Lohan
There's no audience on earth like a captive audience.
I will try to write a postcard to Lindsay Lohan every day while she's in jail. Oh, and I'm Greg Rutter.
Oct
20
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
The answer to the question that everyone is wondering: if she goes, yes I will.
May
11
Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest, expected to serve sentence from home.
Lindsay Lohan pleaded no contest Wednesday to misdemeanor theft for stealing a gold necklace and was promptly sentenced to 120 days in jail — time she may be eligible to serve confined to her Venice home.
Because of jail overcrowding, the 24-year-old actress is expected to serve only a fraction of the sente.
Apr
23
On Friday, April 22nd, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to serve 120 days in jail. About three hours later she posted bond and was released pending appeal.
As of now it’s unclear whether she will indeed be going back to jail or not, but for anyone wondering, rest assured that if Lindsay does go back to jail she will be receiving more postcards.
Stay tuned …
Sep
27
Lindsay Lohan Released From Jail After Posting Bail
On Saturday Lindsay Lohan was re-re-released from jail after a judge re-re-reversed an earlier judge’s ruling that no bail to be set. She posted $300,000 and went home after spending a little under 24 hours in jail.
She is due back in court Oct 22nd to determine if she will face additional jail time.
Until that time, stay tuned …
Sep
26
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Sunday, September 26th, 2010
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Have you ever left the house with the oven going? Of course not, no one does. I believe no one, since the late 1800s has. And yet everyone still worries about it when they leave the house. I believe this is all a big marketing ploy perpetuated by the oven makers of the world. “Did you turn your oven off today?” is probably their tagline.
-Greg Rutter
Sep
25
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Saturday, September 25th, 2010
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I bet some people get reincarnated as something they didn’t want. Like a weird, undiscovered fish or a plant that lives for a 1000 years or something. If that’s the case, that you don’t like what your reincarnation assignment is, just go with it. Unless you’re a lemming. Lemmings are just reincarnated people thinking “screw this assignment, I’m out of here!”
-Greg Rutter
Sep
24
UPDATE: LINDSAY LOHAN HEADS BACK TO JAIL
According to the LA Times Lindsay Lohan has gone back to jail after violating the terms of her probation.
So we’re back baby!
One small problem. I need her new address. Anyone have it? Email me greg dot rutter at gee mail dot com
Aug
2
As of Monday August 2nd, 2010 Lindsay Lohan Has Been Released From Jail
She has been moved to a rehabilitation facility to receive treatment for drugs and alcohol addiction. Because of this I have decided to no longer send her mail so as not to interrupt the rehabilitation process.
Thank you all so much for your support over the last 13 days and for taking the time to visit my website. I’ll of course be leaving up the postcards I’ve sent to her in the past.
In the meantime please enjoy my regular blog or my twitter or send me an email.
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Monday, August 2nd, 2010
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
For the homeless the standard shopping cart has become the go to device for their way of life. But while these carts are plentiful they are not designed with the modern urban environment in mind. The cracks in the pavement grind it to a halt, nevermind the noise it makes lumbering down the street or the things that slip through the steel mesh. Sort of explains why they’re homeless to begin with: always taking the easy way out.
-Greg Rutter
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