Dear Lindsay Lohan

There's no audience on earth like a captive audience.

I will try to write a postcard to Lindsay Lohan every day while she's in jail. Oh, and I'm Greg Rutter.

Sep 25
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Saturday, September 25th, 2010
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I bet some people get reincarnated as something they didn’t want. Like a weird, undiscovered fish or a plant that lives for a 1000 years or something. If that’s the case, that you don’t like what your reincarnation assignment is, just go with it. Unless you’re a lemming. Lemmings are just reincarnated people thinking “screw this assignment, I’m out of here!”
-Greg Rutter

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Saturday, September 25th, 2010

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

I bet some people get reincarnated as something they didn’t want. Like a weird, undiscovered fish or a plant that lives for a 1000 years or something. If that’s the case, that you don’t like what your reincarnation assignment is, just go with it. Unless you’re a lemming. Lemmings are just reincarnated people thinking “screw this assignment, I’m out of here!”

-Greg Rutter


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