Dear Lindsay Lohan

There's no audience on earth like a captive audience.

I will try to write a postcard to Lindsay Lohan every day while she's in jail. Oh, and I'm Greg Rutter.

Sep 26
(click to enlarge) Sunday, September 26th, 2010 Dear Lindsay Lohan, Have you ever left the house with the oven going? Of course not, no one does. I believe no one, since the late 1800s has. And yet everyone still worries about it when they leave the house. I believe this is all a big marketing ploy perpetuated by the oven makers of the world. “Did you turn your oven off today?” is probably their tagline. -Greg Rutter

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Sunday, September 26th, 2010

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Have you ever left the house with the oven going? Of course not, no one does. I believe no one, since the late 1800s has. And yet everyone still worries about it when they leave the house. I believe this is all a big marketing ploy perpetuated by the oven makers of the world. “Did you turn your oven off today?” is probably their tagline.

-Greg Rutter
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