Dear Lindsay Lohan

There's no audience on earth like a captive audience.

I will try to write a postcard to Lindsay Lohan every day while she's in jail. Oh, and I'm Greg Rutter.

Sep 26
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Sunday, September 26th, 2010
Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Have you ever left the house with the oven going? Of course not, no one does. I believe no one, since the late 1800s has. And yet everyone still worries about it when they leave the house. I believe this is all a big marketing ploy perpetuated by the oven makers of the world. “Did you turn your oven off today?” is probably their tagline.
-Greg Rutter

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Sunday, September 26th, 2010

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Have you ever left the house with the oven going? Of course not, no one does. I believe no one, since the late 1800s has. And yet everyone still worries about it when they leave the house. I believe this is all a big marketing ploy perpetuated by the oven makers of the world. “Did you turn your oven off today?” is probably their tagline.

-Greg Rutter


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