Dear Lindsay Lohan

There's no audience on earth like a captive audience.

I will try to write a postcard to Lindsay Lohan every day while she's in jail. Oh, and I'm Greg Rutter.

Jul 22
Dear Lindsay Lohan – Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
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Dear Lindsay Lohan,
I had a discussion with my friends about whether neutered animals still feel the compulsion to mate. For example my cat, neutered, has never met another cat in his whole life. I would think that he must think he’s the last of his kind on earth but still searches for clues to find a surviving pocket somewhere out there. My assumption is that he must get lonely and has a hard time dealing with his own desire for love. Humans don’t even really understand it and we’re at least able to discuss it with others of our kind. Regardless, what a thought to imagine the profound sadness of our pets and the lives they lead. Oh, I just realized you now probably think my cat’s name is “Neutered”. It’s not.
-Greg Rutter

Dear Lindsay Lohan – Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

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Dear Lindsay Lohan,

I had a discussion with my friends about whether neutered animals still feel the compulsion to mate. For example my cat, neutered, has never met another cat in his whole life. I would think that he must think he’s the last of his kind on earth but still searches for clues to find a surviving pocket somewhere out there. My assumption is that he must get lonely and has a hard time dealing with his own desire for love. Humans don’t even really understand it and we’re at least able to discuss it with others of our kind. Regardless, what a thought to imagine the profound sadness of our pets and the lives they lead. Oh, I just realized you now probably think my cat’s name is “Neutered”. It’s not.

-Greg Rutter


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    dearlindsaylohan
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    this is actually really profound. i...my cats now. maybe
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    brilliant new tumblr. (hat tip
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    LiLo everyday she is in jail…
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    He’s sending boring postcards...Ms. Lohan while she’s
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    Greatest. Project. Ever.
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    This is actually hilarious…
  14. gregrutter reblogged this from dearlindsaylohan and added:
    my on-going project...Lindsay Lohan while she’s in jail.
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